"Mon ventre est vide, je vais te manger, oui !"

Fuck! My stomach is empty, and so is my fridge. My trainer is about to come and he doesn't like to wait for me. I cant train with no food in my body! My muscles will be weak and my body won't respond properly to the exercises. No fruit, no nuts, no protein supplements in my kitchen... I need something quick to eat, a kind of helpful snack to get by. I have no time to go to the supermarket right now! Sorry, I know what I will do. I will eat you up.Don't look at me that way. I have no choice. Your body will supply the vitamins and minerals my metabolism needs. You are easy and tasty to bite and savor. Sorry, but my health is the most important thing to me, after all, you are nothing. I am sure you understand. First I will suck your head and shoulders with my mouth, and then I will keep up with the rest of your body: feet, legs, waist, arms... I have some purple lipstick on my lips, that means I will stain you while eating you.