Весела краля з цицьками катається на члені офіцерів

Petty Theft - Suspect was belligerent. Caught in the act hiding items on her person in the LP office. Police were about to be called, until LP officer was offered a monetary bribe by suspect. This was refused, but suspect did also propose a service of goodwill to the establishment. LP officer and store manager were satisfied. Charges were dropped and suspects photo was uploaded to store theft database.