Goth neighbor exchanges favors 12:06
Published: 05.04.2021 Hide
So, you're the new guy. I thought I'd come over and introduce myself-- see what kind of guy moved in next door. I'm Lilly, by the way. Looks like you're a bit of a nerd. That's okay-- better than the last guy that lived here. He always complained about my music. What brings you here, anyway? ... College? That's cool-- guess that means you'll be partying a lot. No? You... don't like to party? How are you going to get laid?? Oh my god, don't tell me. You're a virgin? Look.... you invite me to some of those college parties, and I'll do you a huge favor in return. I'll take your v-card. That way you can go into college with some experience. What do you say?
